Tribute to Mommyhood

Yesterday was my first Mother's Day!!! Yeah! Okay, the first question people have asked me at work today is what did you do? Did you have a spa day? Blah, blah, blah. No. I had better. I got to take a 2 hour Sunday nap without worrying about the baby pulling up on toys and finding himself in dangerous positions or bopping his head on something. I also got to take a relaxing bath for like 30 minutes - AND my husband cleaned the tub for me to do so!!!! He also treated me to some pampering courtesy of Bath and Body Works. AND I laughed my bottom off for like an hour watching The Office in bed. 

Now, for a tribute I've been saving for this very occasion. All the nicknames I have now dubbed myself since becoming a mommy on August 8, 2008!!!

Chicken Mama - You've heard me talk about this one. I can take a lot, but I can't stand to see my baby get blood drawn AND I didn't dare stay in the room when they clipped his tongue (He had a tongue tie)

Spit Mama - Yes. You probably are one too. So, let's move on. Please see my earlier post if you're confused.

NEW Dirty Mama - Okay, so it didn't take me two babies to figure out that I can't keep everything germ free. So, there have been a few times when I have given him back something that fell on the floor. Now, I do have my limits. I absolutely refuse to follow this pattern when in movie theaters and bathrooms. Gross. 

NEW Slow Mama - Hey Mr. Man who wants to drive your truck 40 miles an hour past me in the parking lot - and hey Mrs Prim and Proper who's behind me in the line at Kroger - and Hey everybody - I am going to be slow! So, please find a way to get over it without rolling your eyes and huffing like a spoiled child. I have a lot to handle when I have a baby and a bazillion (an Mary Beth word) things to carry - so just slow down. I will vow this day to never feel stressed or anxious or upset when I am moving slower than the people who are bearing down on my neck. Instead, I will respond with a kind smile... (On the outside). 

Happy Late Mother's Day to you all! :)