What I have done/ or what has been done in this household:
* Jazz pooped on dad's side of the bed (okay with me) but peed on my side (sheets must be
washed immediately).
*Jazz peed on the couch (slipcover must be washed or at least removed immediately)
*Jrew played in the bathroom trash. His hands were washed immediately.
*Within 60 seconds, Jrew put his hands in the toilet - I mean Jrew dipped toilet paper in the toilet using his bare hands. (his hands were washed immediately.)
*Thomas took a short trip to Kinkos - meanwhile both Jrew and Jazzlyn took turns crying/screaming until I put one down and tended to the other. (i.e. diapers changes, feeding Jazz)
*Had a very nice and pleasant dinner with our dear friends Rachel and Jason - Thank you Rachel for the invite and the delicious Christmas dinner.
*Thomas had to leave to tend to Christmas Ninjas - I must explain that in a different post. But a very good and self-less reason to be gone a few hour on Christmas Eve.
*Meanwhile - Jrew refuses to go to sleep unless I am holding him - while Jazz screams consistently because she wants to eat. So, I spent an hour (at least) going from one baby to the other - living room/kids room/living room/kids room. You get the picture. Jrew screamed for a solid 15 minutes while I nursed Jazz on one side. Then I went to rock Jrew and Jazz screamed until I gave in an came back. I nursed her on the other side while Jrew screamed his head off again...
*I finally ended up sitting/kneeing beside Jrew's crib to pat him on the back with Jazz in my arms for around 3 minutes when Jrew finally gave in and fell asleep.
WHAT I HAVEN"T DONE YET:
*I haven't wrapped one single present.
*I haven't cleaned one single dish.
*I haven't cooked one single thing for tomorrow's nutritional needs (except Rocky Road candy - can you live on that?)
*I haven't washed any sheets for my bed and this must be done or I cannot go to bed.
*I haven't washed anything else for that matter.
YET - with all of this undone I had to stop and write this post before it lost it's charm. And now I bid you farewell - good night.
Ho - Ho - Ho: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Hopefully.
PS - Here is a very cute picture from today. Notice the blue "breakable" vases on the shelf: Jrew somehow managed to move one of them (base and lid) to the bottom shelf today when we found him about to search the insides of the vase) FUN!